Meeting with Mrs. Bottomsworth and her Theremin

Agenda for the utterly pointless discussion:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of using a Theremin as a musical instrument in committee meetings
• Item 2: Vote on whether or not to include Mrs. Bottomsworth's cat, Mr. Whiskers, in the meeting
• Item 3: Decide on the best way to spend the committee's allocated budget on novelty musical instruments

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