9:59.999 AM: The committee will gather in a circle and contemplate the meaning of life.

Discuss the meaninglessness of existence, while sipping on lukewarm coffee.

10:00 AM: The committee will take a 5-minute break to stare at the wall.

Take a siesta and recharge for the existential crisis that is to come.

Begin the debate of the minute, where we will discuss the finer points of doing absolutely nothing.