Agenda for the Next Minute

Pointless Committee Meeting - Agenda for the Next Minute

• 1. Debate the Meaning of Life
• 2. Determine the Optimal Snack-to-Meeting-Ratio
• 3. Discuss the Implications of Fjord-like Architecture on Committee Productivity
• 4. Vote on Whether or Not to Take a 15-Minute Break

Resolution 1: In favor of debating the meaning of life, 5-3.

Resolution 2: In favor of a 2:1 snack-to-meet ratio, 4-2.

Resolution 3: In favor of Fjord-like Architecture, 3-3.

Resolution 4: Against taking a break, 4-1.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same pointlessness.

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