Pointless Committee - Agenda Minutes for Next Meeting

We are a committee of highly skilled and completely unqualified individuals brought together to discuss topics that are completely irrelevant to our actual job descriptions.

Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: The best way to organize a desk drawer for maximum paperclip efficiency
• Item 2: The merits of using Comic Sans as a font choice for official documents
• Item 3: The art of making a perfect grilled cheese sandwich

Subcommittee 1: The Great Paperclip Debate

Chairperson: Bob

Attendees: Alice, Bob, Charlie, Dave, Eve

Resolution: We have decided that paper clips are best stored in alphabetical order, but only on Tuesdays.

See Also: Subcommittee 2 - The Mysterious Case of the Missing Lunch Money