Pointless Committee Agenda

Agenda for the Next Meeting

1. 10:00am - Welcome and introduction
2. 10:05am - Discussion of the plot to take over the world
3. 10:30am - Voting on the best way to take over the world (secret ballot)
4. 11:15am - Break for coffee and plotting
5. 11:30am - Implementation of the plan ( Phase 1: Steal all the snacks)
6. 12:00pm - Lunch break (during which we will secretly replace the sandwiches with identical-looking but slightly-less-expensive ones)
7. 1:00pm - Phase 2: Infiltrate the coffee machine
8. 2:00pm - Phase 3: Take over the world (or at least the office)
9. 3:00pm - Celebrations and awarding of "Best Plotter" trophy