Pointless Committee Agenda

This meeting will be held on a Tuesday, in a cave, at noon.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of wearing plaid on Fridays.
• Item 2: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents.
• Item 3: Vote on whether or not to take a 3-hour lunch.

Subcommittee Meetings:

• Overthinking the Obvious
• Finding the Pivot Point

Decorum: Please refrain from using your actual brain during this meeting.