This Week's Agenda: A Study in Futility

We will discuss the finer points of doing nothing productive.

Agenda Items:

• 1.0: Proposed Idea That Will Never Happen
• 2.0: Proposal to Revisit Last Year's Ideas
• 3.0: Discussion About the Meaning of the Word "Pointless"

Subcommittee: Committee B: 1.0 The Never-Ending Bureaucratic Red Tape

Meeting Time: Whenever. Or never.