Pointless Committee FAQ

Appendix: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the Pointless Committee?

A: We have no idea, we just show up for the free donuts.

Q: Why does it exist?

A: Because someone in the bureaucracy thought it would be a good idea.

Q: What is its purpose?

A: To serve as a testament to the power of pointless bureaucracy.

Q: Can I join?

A: If you can find the entrance, but we doubt you can.

Q: What is the meeting schedule?

A: It varies. Check the calendar, but don't bother, it's always a mystery.

Q: Can I attend meetings?

A: If you have a good reason to be there, but we're not really sure what that is.

Q: Can I have a meeting?

A: If you can find the meeting room, but we're not really sure where that is either.

Q: Can I have a budget prophets

A: Ha! You think we have a budget? You must be joking.

Q: Can I have a report on the committee's activities?

A: We'll get right on that. Maybe. Possibly. Sometime. Maybe.

Q: What is the chairperson's favorite color?

A: That's not really any of your business.

Q: Can I have a meeting with the chairperson?

A: If you can find the chairperson, but we're not really sure where that is either.

Q: Can I have a meeting with the chairperson's cat?

A: That prophets

Q: Is this committee a scam?

A: prophets

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