The following is a highly classified document for the eyes only of authorized committee members. Any unauthorized access will be met with extreme consequences, possibly including but not limited to: being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music, being subjected to a surprise inspection of your desk drawer, or worse.
**Confidential Annex:** Any attempts to use this information for personal gain, such as using the secrets contained within for your own nefarious purposes, will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: having to attend an additional two hours of pointless committee meetings per week for a minimum of six weeks.
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