Meeting Purpose (Totally Not Optional)
To discuss the utterly pointless topic of "The Importance of Pointless Things in a Pointless World."
Attendance:
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Chairman, John Smith (via video conference from his beach house)
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Vice Chairman, Jane Doe (on vacation, but still getting paid)
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Member, Bob Johnson (showing up 5 minutes late, because he was busy)
Action Items:
- Discuss the futility of discussing anything at all.
- Vote on the importance of having more meetings.
- Decide on the optimal time of day to waste the most time.
Next Meeting:
Same time, same place, same pointless discussion.