Today's Agenda:
- 11:00 AM - Welcome and Introductions
- 11:15 AM - The Importance of Not Being Here
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break! (Optional)
- 1:00 PM - The Art of Procrastination
Important Notes:
- Attendance is not mandatory. Really.
- Don't bother bringing a lunch, we won't notice you're here.
- Meetings will continue until someone falls asleep.