Synopsis
We, the Committee of Pointless Endeavors, take attendance very seriously. Or do we?
According to our completely-not-made-up rules, attendance is mandatory. Like, super mandatory.
Failure to attend a meeting will result in:
- Being forced to watch an endless loop of our Chairperson's cat videos
- Being forced to eat an entire pizza by yourself in the break room
- Being forced to write a 10-page essay on the importance of our committee
But don't worry, we're sure it's not that bad.
Attendance Policy Document
Section 1: Attendance is required. Like, really required.
Section 2: If you miss a meeting, you're fired!
Section 3: If you're fired, you're not really fired. You're just... relocated to a different desk.
Section 4: We're not really sure what this section is about. Maybe make something up.
Subcommittee: Attendance Sub-Committee
We have a subcommittee to deal with attendance. Because, reasons.
Chairperson of the subcommittee: Bob from Accounting
Members: Dave from HR, Jane from Marketing, and Steve from IT
Meetings: Every other Tuesday at 3 PM
Contact: bob@accounting.com