Pointless Committee: Attendance Late Policy

Section 1: What Constitutes 'Late'?

We define 'late' as any arrival time that is not precisely 9:00 AM, but not exactly 10:00 AM either. This is not a flexible policy, folks.

Section 2: Excusable Reasons for Lateness

• Aliens invaded the city and stole our parking garage.
• My cat learned how to drive, but it got lost on the way.
• The apocalypse.

Section 3: Consequences for Lateness

• One warning will be given, after which you will be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.
• Two warnings will result in a 5-minute time-out, which will be spent listening to an endless loop of elevator music, but with a hint of static in the background.
• Three warnings will result in permanent removal from the committee.