Award Protocol

For the esteemed members of the Pointless Committee, this is the definitive guide to our Award Protocol.

Step 1: Choose a completely random winner.

Step 2: Give the winner a participation trophy that looks suspiciously like it was made in 1987.

Step 3: Take a group photo with the winner and pretend to be proud of them.

Step 4: Fill out the paperwork.

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