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Awards for the Longest Meeting Discussion That Could Have Been an Email

Annual Awards Ceremony for the Most Productive Use of Everyone's Time

Presented by the Pointless Committee

© 2022 The Pointless Committee

Award Categories:

Most Creative Use of PowerPoint

The art of making a 10-slide presentation with 5 bullet points per slide.

Best Use of Passive-Aggressive Body Language

Who can convey the most subtle yet crushing sense of disinterest in a single glance.

Most Innovative Use of Jargon

The art of making a simple concept sound impossibly complicated.

Best Use of Timezone Travel (i.e., scheduling a meeting during a holiday)

The art of making everyone forget what day it is and why they're there.

Most Likely to Make You Want to Pull Your Hair Out

When the discussion just won't end, and you wonder if it ever could.