Award-Winning Bio of MCSponge

Meet MCSponge, the unsung hero of our Pointless Committee.

MCSponge has spent years honing their skills in the art of doing nothing.

Here are some of their notable achievements:

• Winner of the Golden Sausage Award for Most Uninspired Sausage-Eating Contestant
• Recipient of the "I'd Rather Be Home" Trophy for Most Days Spent in Pajamas
• Named Time Magazine's Person of the Year for "Most Likely to Procrastinate"

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