Agenda for the Bake Sale Extravaganza
- 10:00 AM: Arrival of the committee members, who will proceed to stare at each other in silence for exactly 17 minutes.
- 10:17 AM: Discussion of the meaning of "utensil" vs. "utensil" (with a focus on the implications on the bake sale's snack table)
- 10:35 AM: Vote on whether or not to include "Rock, Paper, Scissors" as an activity in the bake sale.
- 11:05 AM: Break for a 15-minute discussion on whether or not to include a "build-your-own-sandwich" station.
- 11:20 AM: The inevitable argument over whose turn it is to make the coffee.
- 11:40 AM: Conclusion of the meeting, with a 5-minute break to grab a cookie from the break room.
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