Pointless Committee Agenda: Bake Sale Decisions - Item 1
Meeting called at the behest of the Committee Chair, to discuss the most pressing issue of the year: the committee's annual bake sale.
Item 1: Should we have more sprinkles or more glitter on the cupcakes?
Chair: "I propose we have a 50/50 split between sprinkles and glitter. This will ensure that all committee members are equally represented and the bake sale will be a true reflection of our diversity."
Member 1: "But Chair, what about the poor souls who are allergic to glitter? Shouldn't we have an alternative option for them?"
Chair: "I'm afraid not, Member 1. The committee's policy is clear: all or nothing."
Action Item: Committee to consider having an alternative option for members with allergies.