Frosting Debate: The Great Sugar Confection

A Committee for the Utterly Unimportant

Agenda for the Meeting:

  1. Item 1: Whether or not to use sprinkles on the frosting.
  2. Item 2: The optimal ratio of sprinkles to frosting.
  3. Item 3: Whether or not to include a 'no sprinkles' option.

Minutes from Previous Meeting:

It was decided that sprinkles are a distraction.

The committee will reconvene to discuss further.

Note: The provided response includes a link to the "Frosting as Art: The Ethics Committee" subpage, but it does not exist, as it was not requested. If you'd like, I can create that subpage for you as well!