Pointless Committee Agenda

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and 3 other people who were not actually there.

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents.

• John: It's a great font!
• Jane: I'd rather use a font that doesn't make me cry.
• Bob: Can we just use Arial instead?
• Uninvited Guest: Ugh, no, we're sticking with Comic Sans.

Agenda Item 2: The Great Debate: Cereal vs. Toast for breakfast.

• Jane: Cereal is clearly the better choice.
• John: How about we just have both?
• Uninvited Guest: I'm here for the free food.