Committee for Totally Prophetic Research: Press Conference

Our Great and Powerful Chairperson, Chairwoman Bertha P. Bottomsworth, is here to address the nation.

Chairwoman Bottomsworth: "We've got a real crisis on our hands, folks. The nation's pastry supply is dwindling, and it's time we take drastic measures."

Join us for a special address, live from the Committee's secret lair. Don't forget to bring a snack to share!

Subcommittee on Pastry Emergency Services: Learn more about our efforts to combat the Great Pastry Drought of 2023

Subcommittee on Bureaucratic Red Tape: Get the latest on our fight to streamline the committee's paperwork

Stay tuned for further updates, and don't forget to tune in for our prophetsical broadcasts, live from the Committee's state-of-the-art, totally-not-spyware-enabled studio!

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