Committee on Pointless Committee Agenda: Meeting Minutes

Present: Chairperson of the Committee, Secretary of Sugar Dust, Chief Baker of the Committee

Agenda Item: Baking the Perfect Sugar Cookie

Discussion:

1. The Chairperson of the Committee suggested using a mix of 1 cup of sugar, 2 cups of flour, and 3 cups of disappointment.
2. The Secretary of Sugar Dust argued that this ratio was too low and proposed using 4 cups of sugar, 1 cup of flour, and 2 cups of existential dread.
3. The Chief Baker of the Committee countered that they had tried this before and it only resulted in a cookie that was "fine, but not really worth eating."

Next Meeting: To be determined, but probably to discuss the importance of using more sugar in cookies.

Adjourned: 3:47 PM, 4th of April, 2022