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Agenda for the Quantification of Sprinkles

Today's agenda is dedicated to the most pressing issue of our time: quantifying the optimal sprinkles-to-cupcake ratio.

Item 1: Sprinkle Density Research

Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth will present her research on the aerodynamics of sprinkles in a cupcake environment.

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Item 2: Sprinkle Distribution Models

The committee will discuss and vote on the most efficient sprinkles distribution methods for optimal sprinkles-to-cupcake ratio.

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