The meeting was called to discuss the importance of discussing the unimportance of the bake sale. It was attended by 5 members of the committee, all of whom are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.
Chairperson, Jane Doe, opened the meeting by asking the question "What is the point of the bake sale, exactly?" The room fell silent, as all attendees realized they had never actually considered this before.
The committee decided, after a grueling 5-minute debate, to decide that the point of the bake sale is... actually, they couldn't decide. So, it was tabled for further discussion at the next meeting.
Action Item: The committee will reconvene at the next meeting to continue discussing the importance of discussing the unimportance of the bake sale.
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned at 3:14 PM, due to the overwhelming sense of boredom and existential dread felt by all attendees.