Chairperson: Bob Smith
Members:
Discussion Topic: The Great Debate of the Century: Pineapple Pizza
Summary:
Chairperson Bob Smith opened the meeting by asking the attendees to share their thoughts on pineapple as a pizza topping.
Betty Johnson stated that pineapple has no place on pizza, citing its "abomination" status.
Joe Bloggs countered with the argument that pineapple is a "delicious and underrated topping."
Jim Brown proposed that the committee should consider a vote on the matter, but Jean Grey suggested that we first consider the implications of pineapple on our society.
After a heated discussion, the committee voted on the matter, with 3-1 vote in favor of "Pineapple is a travesty." The dissenting voice, Joe Bloggs, was heard crying in the corner.
1. The committee will hold a bake sale to raise funds for the "Pineapple is a Tragedy" fund.
2. All committee members are required to attend a pineapple-education seminar.
3. The committee will hold a "Pineapple-Free Pizza Night" every Friday at the local watering hole.
The meeting was adjourned with a vote of 4-0-1.