Pointless Committee Agenda: Sprinkles Quantification Experts Annual Conference 2023

Welcome to the most exciting and utterly irrelevant conference on the planet! Our esteemed speakers will be talking about the intricacies of Sprinkles Quantification, a field of study so niche it's almost certainly not worth your time.

Speakers:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth - "The Art of Sprinkles Quantification through Sensory Deprivation: A Case Study"
Dr. Emily J. Sprinklesworth - "Quantum Fluctuations in Sprinkle Density: A Game-Changer in the Field of Quantification?"
Dr. Brian P. Sprinklesworth - "Standardizing Sprinkle Unit Notation Systems: Because Who Needs Consistency, Anyway?"

Join us on the precipice of Sprinkles Quantification! Don't miss out on this once-a-year opportunity to indulge in pointless discussions, mediocre coffee, and questionable networking opportunities!