Summary:
The meeting was called to order at 4:42 AM by the chairperson (myself). We spent the first 10 minutes discussing the meaning of life, which was deemed to be "a pointless exercise in futility". After a 30-minute break, we reconvened to discuss the best ways to procrastinate on the job. Recommendations included:
- Browsing memes on the internet
- Eating an entire pizza by yourself
- Playing video games for 12 hours straight
These recommendations were met with resounding approval and will be implemented immediately.
Appendix: Unimportant Details
- Snacks: 2 boxes of stale crackers
- Drinks: 1 thermos of lukewarm water
- Meeting Length: 1 hour, 5 minutes, and 32 seconds
Minutes of the Meeting 2: The Sequel