Summary:

The meeting was called to order at 4:42 AM by the chairperson (myself). We spent the first 10 minutes discussing the meaning of life, which was deemed to be "a pointless exercise in futility". After a 30-minute break, we reconvened to discuss the best ways to procrastinate on the job. Recommendations included:

These recommendations were met with resounding approval and will be implemented immediately.

Appendix: Unimportant Details

Minutes of the Meeting 2: The Sequel

Agenda: The Never-Ending Story

Minutes of the Meeting 3: The Search for Meaning