Agenda for the Committee of Pointless Committee Meetings

Decision Making by Commissioned Report

Item 1: Discussion of the Obvious

Present: John, Jane, and Bob

Status: Stalled indefinitely due to lack of clear consensus

Next Meeting: Never

Item 2: Theoretical Analysis of Theoretical Solutions to Theoretical Problems

Present: Jane, Bob, and Carol

Status: Still discussing the definition of "theoretical"

Next Meeting: In 6 months, or when the world ends

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