Committee for the Perpetuation of Inefficiency

Agenda for the Day: Paralyzing the Status Quo

Today's Agenda:

1. Spend 4 hours discussing the color scheme for the new report.

2. Debate the merits of using Comic Sans or Baukelaer for the report's font.

3. Take a two hour lunch to debate the best way to make ramen noodles.

4. Schedule a meeting to discuss the meeting to discuss the schedule.

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