The Phantom Form Approach: A Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape

Welcome, brave soul, to the world of Bureaucratic Red Tape!

Tip #2: The Phantom Form

You see, when in doubt, create a form that does nothing. This is called the Phantom Form Approach, and it's a time-tested technique for stalling progress while still appearing productive.

Tip #1: The Waiting Room Strategy Tip #3: The Say Nothing Plan

Meet the Committee Members

Remember, the key to success is to appear busy and confused while doing nothing.