Buying a Robot Dog: A Pointless Committee Agenda

Meeting Minutes:
Date: Never
Location: Nowhere
Time: Whenever

Agenda Item 1: Researching Robot Dog Models [View Robot Dog Models]

Agenda Item 2: Robot Dog Cost-Benefit Analysis [View Cost-Benefit Analysis]

Agenda Item 3: Committee Members' Personal Robot Dog Preferences [View Preferences]

Adjournment: Whenever We Feel Like It

Next Meeting: When the Robot Dog Delivers a Lecture on Existentialism