Cereal Taste Test 2024: The Most Elaborate Exercise in Futility

As part of our ongoing commitment to waste time and resources, the Pointless Committee is proud to present the Cereal Taste Test 2024.

Agenda

• 8:00 AM - Arrival of the Committee Members (with varying degrees of alertness)
• 8:30 AM - Introduction to the Cereal Samples (with an unconvincing promise to keep them in alphabetical order)
• 9:00 AM - Blindfolded Taste Test (with an emphasis on 'not looking at the boxes')
• 10:00 AM - Cautious Consumption and Notes (interspersed with heated discussions)
• 12:00 PM - Lunch Break (where the committee members attempt to recall what time it is)
• 1:00 PM - Repeat the Process for 8 Hours (or until someone gets a stomachache)

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The results of this exercise in futility will be released under the guise of "scientific research."