Committee of Utterly Useless Pursuits - Chairman John

This committee meets bi-weekly to discuss the finer points of doing nothing.

Chairman John has a vision for a brighter, more pointless future.

Upcoming Meetings Meeting Minutes

Today's Agenda:

• 1. Procrastination Techniques Learn the art of doing nothing.
• 2. Extensive Browsing of YouTube Watch videos for hours on end.
• 3. In-depth Analysis of Cat Videos Examine the art of feline entertainment.