Minutes from Last Meeting: "The Inconvenient Truth About Socks
Chairperson, Bertha B. Bottomsworth, called the meeting to order at 2:00 PM sharp, but not sharp enough to notice the 17 consecutive minutes of awkward silence that followed.
Discussion leader, Bob Boberson, presented the agenda item, "The Sock Puppet Theory," and was met with a chorus of confused murmurs from the committee members.
After a 37-minute debate, a motion to table the discussion was made, but not before a heated exchange between members over the definition of "tabling."
Next Meeting: To Be Determined, but Probably Not Soon.