- 10:00 AM - 10:15 AM: "Introduction to Doing Nothing Productively" (Chairperson 1)
- 10:15 AM - 11:15 AM: "Bureaucratic Red Tape: A Panel Discussion" (Chairpersons 1, 2, 3)
- 11:15 AM - 12:15 PM: "The Art of Procrastination" (Chairperson 4, Guest Speaker: "ProcrastinationBob")
- 12:15 PM - 1:15 PM: "Lunch Break: Eating Sandwiches and Discussing Nothing in Particular" (All Chairpersons)
- 1:15 PM - 2:15 PM: "The History of Pointless Committees: A Retrospective" (Chairperson 5)
- 2:15 PM - 3:15 PM: "The Science of Doing Nothing: A Hands-On Workshop" (Chairperson 2)
- 3:15 PM - 4:15 PM: "Wrap-Up and Conclusion: We've Accomplished Nothing" (All Chairpersons)
Next meeting scheduled for 2 weeks from now. Or maybe never.
Click here to see the minutes from the previous meeting, but let's be real, who needs minutes?