POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA

Committee on Committee Affairs

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing things that don't matter.
• Item 2: Debating the merits of beige vs. tan as a committee color scheme.
• Item 3: Vote on whether or not the committee chair's tie is too loud.

Decorum:

• Discuss the looming committee crisis of what to eat for lunch.
• Debate the ethics of excessive meeting minutes.