Pointless Committee Agenda - Committee B Sub-Subcommittee

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Meeting with Self-Appointed Experts
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break - Eating Sandwiches at the Same Table as the Janitor
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Debate on the Merits of Filing for Unemployment
• 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Committee B Sub-Subcommittee Business (aka 'Bureaucratic Nonsense')

Notable Events:

• Committee A Sub-Subcommittee: Where the Real Work Happens
• Committee C Sub-Subcommittee: Where the Bureaucratic Red Tape Gets Wrapped
• Committee B Sub-Subcommittee Sub-Subcommittee B: Where the Pointless Committee Agenda Gets Even More Pointless