Committee of the Utterly Pointless

Meeting Agenda for the Utterly Pointless

• 10:00 AM - Welcome, pointless attendees!
• 10:05 AM - Debate the merits of doing absolutely nothing
• 10:30 AM - Watch an hour of paint dry
• 11:30 AM - Take a two-hour break to stare at the wall
• 1:30 PM - Lunch - free pizza for the first 10 attendees (or whoever shows up)
• 2:30 PM - The committee will adjourn for the day, because why not?