Pointless Committee Agenda: Budgets and Benefits

We are a committee of highly trained professionals, tasked with deciding how to spend our allocated budget of $1.00. Our goal is to determine the best way to spend this money on completely unrelated and utterly unnecessary projects.

Project Title Cost Justification
Buy a new stapler for the break room $0.50 We really, really need a new stapler.
Hire a team of highly trained accountants to count our existing budget $500.00 We can't be trusted with our own money.
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