We are a committee of highly trained professionals, tasked with deciding how to spend our allocated budget of $1.00. Our goal is to determine the best way to spend this money on completely unrelated and utterly unnecessary projects.
| Project Title | Cost | Justification |
|---|---|---|
| Buy a new stapler for the break room | $0.50 | We really, really need a new stapler. |
| Hire a team of highly trained accountants to count our existing budget | $500.00 | We can't be trusted with our own money. |