WHEREAS
WHEREAS the Pointless Committee has convened to discuss the intricacies of its own existence, and
WHEREAS the members of the Committee have collectively lost all sense of purpose and direction;
BE IT RESOLVED, that the Committee shall continue to exist in perpetuity, serving no practical purpose but consuming vast quantities of coffee and paper.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that the chairs of the Committee shall henceforth wear matching "I'm with stupid" t-shirts to meetings, as a reminder of their own futility.