Dear valued committee member,
We have been tasked with generating a comprehensive report on the feasibility of implementing a nationwide network of sentient, disco-dancing robots.
As per the attached spreadsheet, the projected ROI is 3.72% and the expected return on entertainment value is 9.5/10.
Please respond to this email with any thoughts, concerns, or suggestions for our next meeting, which will be held on Tuesday at 3:45 PM.
Best regards,
The Pointless Committee