Pointless Committee Agenda

Meeting Notes for the Utterly Insignificant

Agenda Item 1: Debating the merits of beige vs. tan for the committee's official color scheme

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Agenda Item 2: Discussing the feasibility of replacing the current copier with a more energy-efficient model

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Beige vs Tan: The Great Debate

Minutes from the meeting

Motion 1: "Beige is the clear choice for our committee's color scheme" - Committee Chair

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Motion 2: "Tan is the superior choice, it's like the sun on a cloudy day" - Committee Member

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Counter-Motion: In Defense of Beige

Rebuttal to the Motion for Tan

Beige is the clear choice for our committee's color scheme. It's neutral, it's soothing, it's the color of a well-adjusted adult.

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Points of Order: In Support of Tan

Rebuttal to the Counter-Motion for Beige

Tan is the life-giving color of warm, sun-kissed sand dunes. It's the color of adventure, of excitement, of slightly-tan-influenced sunburns.

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Committee Chair Reminds You All of the Agenda

Please stay on topic, people!

We were discussing the merits of beige vs tan for the committee's official color scheme. We were also considering replacing the current copier with a more energy-efficient model.

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