Article 2: The Chairperson shall have the power to make decisions that are completely arbitrary and unrelated to the committee's purpose.
Section A: This section is intentionally left blank.
Section B: The committee members are all secretly competing in a heated game of Dungeons & Dragons while appearing to be discussing committee business.
Section C: The committee's purpose is, in fact, to serve as a front for the true governing body, a shadowy cabal known only as "The Council of the Unseen".