Subcommittee on Sock Puppet Theory

• Item 1: Discuss the aerodynamics of sock puppet flight
• Item 2: Debate the ethics of puppeteering in the workplace
• Item 3: Develop a comprehensive guide to making a good sock puppet impression of a regional accent

We will be meeting in the conference room at 3:14 PM on Thursday. Please bring your favorite sock puppets.

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