Meeting 3: A Gathering of Incompetents

Agenda for the Utterly Pointless Committee Meeting

I. Discussion of the importance of procrastination in productivity.
II. Debate on whether or not cats are secretly running the committee.
III. A 2-hour presentation by our esteemed member, Bob, on the benefits of microwaving ramen noodles.
IV. A 30-minute break to play "Who can eat the most ramen noodles in 5 minutes?"
V. A discussion of the merits of using Comic Sans in official committee documents.

Remember, folks: this is a meeting of utmost importance. Your presence is not required, but your absence will be noted.