Ninja Training Academy

Today's agenda:

• 8:00am - Ninja Wake-up Call: 3 minutes of stretching, 2 minutes of eye-gouging
• 9:00am - Stealthy Sneak Attacks: Practice your sneaking skills on the obstacle course
• 12:00pm - Lunch Break: Eat a whole pizza by yourself, it's good for the metabolism
• 1:00pm - Shadow Assassination Techniques: Learn how to take down your enemies with ease
• 3:00pm - Free Time: Go home and take a nap

Upcoming Events:

• Secret Meeting
• Schedule for the Coming Apocalypse