Committee on Pointless Endeavors

Our Agenda

We're a team of highly skilled, utterly useless individuals dedicated to exploring the depths of futility.

Our current focus is the Foosball League, where the most thrilling competitions include:

• Best use of the cue ball as a projectile
• Most creative ways to lose on purpose
• Longest time spent contemplating the futility of life

Join the Foosball League today!