Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs (CPCA) 2024 Roster

Current Roster:

B. J. "The Unreliable" Jenkins

Chairperson of the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs (CPCA) 2024. Known for their questionable attendance record and ability to find the most obscure topics to discuss.

Resignation Letter

Dr. Emily "The Expert" Expert

Expert in all things utterly irrelevant. Regularly cited as a source in 12th edition textbooks.

Expert Testimony

John "The Guy Who Just Shows Up for Foosball" Smith

A stalwart member of the CPCA 2024, John has attended every meeting, but only for the free snacks.

John's Snack Review
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Notable Absentees:

Disclaimer:

This roster is accurate to the best of our ability, but not necessarily up-to-date. The CPCA 2024 is not responsible for any errors, inaccuracies, or general confusion caused by this list.