Committee Foosball Leagues 2024: The Rules

Rule 1: The foosball table shall be cleaned and maintained by the committee chairperson.

Rule 2: Each player shall be allowed to bring one (1) sidearm into the playing area, but it must be a replica of a 1920s-era Tommy Gun.

Rule 3: No one shall utter the phrase "I'm going to win this" during a match, lest they be immediately ejected from the league.