Meet Alan, the self-proclaimed Foosball mastermind.
As a member of the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs (COPCA), Alan has dedicated his life to optimizing the foosball league experience.
His team's motto is "We're Not Just a Bunch of Idiots, We're Actually Really Good at Foosball!"
Want to learn the secrets of the Foosball Illuminati? Visit the Foosball Strategies Sub-Committee for more info.
Or, if you'd rather watch Alan's infamous "Foosball-Fu" instructional videos, click here.